XboxOne has NO GAMES

The liner notes for Tallahassee aren’t even the lyrics it’s just a couple paragraphs of prose to set the mood oh my god John Darnielle

We’re preparing for our Arrested Development marathon by stocking up on all of the essentials:

Ice cream sandwiches
Bananas
A whole thing of candy beans
Cheetos to feed to a vacuum
Juice boxes
And one (1) dead dove [frozen]

Song titles that are Simpsons references vs. Song titles that are Arrested Development references

Oh baby I got a download of Reach For The Dead because I pre-ordered the vinyl of Tomorrow’s harvest. This is a good day

Given that Owen is playing tonight there’s a dumb joke to be made about hanging out w/ Bao that I’m legally obligated to make

Laura Stevenson/Owen tonight lets go lets get some sad folk